cared:

eversion:

accidentully:

calins:

thiscosmicobscurity:

His pledge to her:
i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you.  i will love you. i will love you.
I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.

i think I am going to cry

I think at least 200,000 of those notes are me reblogging this

guy like this come my way ✌😭

I can’t deal with something so perfect, no please, stop. Oh god, I have tears in my eyes and the silliest smile on my lips right now.


Forever, my love

cared:

eversion:

accidentully:

calins:

thiscosmicobscurity:

His pledge to her:

i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you.  i will love you. i will love you.

I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.

i think I am going to cry

I think at least 200,000 of those notes are me reblogging this

guy like this come my way ✌😭

I can’t deal with something so perfect, no please, stop. Oh god, I have tears in my eyes and the silliest smile on my lips right now.

Forever, my love

(via born-to-love-fuck)

televandalist:

Grandmaster Flash

televandalist:

Grandmaster Flash

(via djempty)

internalquest:

When I start talking to my girl about midi controllers and drum machines

internalquest:

When I start talking to my girl about midi controllers and drum machines

omgtsn:

we are birbwe must dance


…and dance we shall!

omgtsn:

we are birb

we must dance

…and dance we shall!

(via dollyswitch)


So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. —Dead Poets Society


Oh Captain, my Captain!!

So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. —Dead Poets Society

Oh Captain, my Captain!!

(via jaclynnjean)

urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

2 minutes and 35 seconds……. Roughly…

(via fuckyourassumptions)

stonerthings:

looking for a bae to come cuddle and smoke til i sleep

themoonphase:

I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on.

(via stoney-kitten-deactivated201403)

halalbacon:

The human brain is an amazing organ. It functions 24 hours a day from the day we are born and only stops when we are taking an exam or fall in love.

(via trollmance)

mandybell21:

recoffthevine:

I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASN’T THAT

I will never not reblog this.

#bananabeat4life

(via duderancher)

kkaleds:

You can take the most respectful, sensitive people, give them Cards Against Humanity, and in a few minutes they’ll be laughing about genocide.

(via fuckmestupid)

obsexxed:

Biggie Smalls Freestyle at age 17

B.I.G.

strangethingsforstrangepeople:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

image

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your supposed planned nuclear war with Russia

image

(via fuck-me-you-cunt)